Emailing Ms. Dunn about getting to do that “Get thee to a nunnery!” scream because I love her and miss her dearly.
New rule about my tumblr
With the exception of anything about me hurting myself or something funny you may have seen, if you (my follower) tell anyone who is not on tumblr about what I have posted, I will confront you and block you. So just stop, for the sake of all that is good.
Goal of this summer: find a guy to curl up on a couch and watch The Sandlot with me.
pregnat4: WHAT IF SOMEONES NAME WAS GURT THEN I COULD BE LIKE “YO GURT” and when you wanted them to go somewhere you could be like “GO GURT”
ocicats: i laugh at people who are like “we don’t need another spider-man trilogy” no you know what movie we really don’t need a katy perry documentary
diehardlyworking: Jeff researches the Beatles, courtesy of Pat.
glimpseofagirl: allyouneedislove-andacat: sherlielocks: jotunss: unnnie: captaintimber: fayalice: dawnoakley: from zero to internet explorer how ignored do you feel white pencil crayon. Terms and Conditions. Warning label on cookie dough packages. “You must be 18 or older” webpage warnings myspace crocs First piece of bread in a loaf.
dildos-and-debutantes: rescuerhera: thejoshinator: mpregbert: ghostgiggles: if you play an instrument youre automatically 10x hotter im sorry thats just how the world works
Things I have noticed
My eyes always appear green or brown in photos….but they’re blue…. And I love my blue eyes, I wish the one part I like about myself would stand out more but I guess derp.
When I try to sit with my friends on a crowded...
alittledreamofmine: YES GIF PERFECTION
You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world, and there’s still going to...– Dita Von Teese (via girl-violence)
Every time in driver’s ed when I put the car in reverse I secretly think to myself, “BACKING UP. BACKING UP. BACKING UP.”